We definitely had fun with this one. Can guys take a girl serious after finding out she's a super freak? Hmmm, post a comment on that one. We cover some funny ish in this episode from "keeping her chocolate fingers to herself" to guys faking it! Yes ladies, guys do it too. HAHAHAHAHA!
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Supa freaks are the BOMB, you must get at least a one time activity with one. Just suite up. It's no joke out here. Love a chick that can make that ass clap, wink. Tongue, nipple, clit rings are the bomb.
I've got some things to get off my "DD" chest!
About the "would you date a girl/lady/woman with a child," question. I agreed with K's initial reaction. Why? Cause I thought he was thinking of the well-being of the kid instead of himself. Let me explain. As a college educated 33 yr old African woman living in America (naturalized), I am smart enough to know not to bring any "ni--a" around my daughter. Don't you guys watch "investigative reports" or forensic files?" Do you know what I would do to any mothaF---a who would even dare to look at my daughter the wrong way? Please, I'd serve his nuts to him on a platter (African Style) and make Loraina Bobbit look like a saint.
That's why I've had to keep a safe distance between myself and the opposite sex. Yes, I've got that kind of mind. Yes, I'd always be wondering if he had bad intentions. Therefore, for the past eight and a half years I've not been with a man in the physical sense (my choice entirely). S.E.X. is soooooo overrated; Trust me, many have tried to get "that" and have been sent crying with their tails wagging between their legs. It's like a game to see who can fill up the eight and a half year old dry well. Well, "pun intended," I am happy to play along with their games; to a point.
Honestly, it's not all because of my daughter. I've been this way since I can remember. As far as dating or relationships go; I cannot and will not be with a man unless there is a serious connection between he and I. There's the physical attraction, mutual respect and he has to accept me for not just the good but the bad. Oh, less I forget, he MUST be college educated, successful, smart, fun to be with and he has to love and CHERISH me like I will love and CHERISH him; you can believe that; cause I AM AN AFRICAN QUEEN so I treat my man like the king he is!
All my friends think I'm in lala land but I beg to differ. Yes, I know men are attracted by seeing (BTW there are no ugly people in my family). I for one am turned on to a guy if he approaches me not in a "club" or "disco" or what have you, but in lets say a gym or the supermarket. That's how I met the father of my child twelve and a half years ago. He approached me in a military supermarket (commissary) while I was wearing rain soaked mud covered fatigues; my hair was a mess and yes, I even had camouflage on my face. Gentlemen, how could I turn him down (which under normal circumstances I would have) when he asked for my number? It was a complete turn on. Had he approached me in the club with my 36-26-38 figure in a tight dress; please, I would have told that ni--a to take a looooong hike and go f--k himself somewhere; or perhaps, I would have used one of my army karate moves on him; "word is bond" on that one!
Look gentlemen, I say all that to say this; men can see with their eyes all they want. Indeed, some of you gentlemen seem to be only interested in messing with "chicken heads" instead of real queens. So, please, by all means, have your "chicken heads," but as for me, be it another eight and a half years, I will patiently wait for my prince on a white horse to come and fill up MY WELL!
Until the next rant.
Sincerely
Not so Anonymous to one of ya'll.
P.S. This one is directed at Mr. White Chicks only Summer. Do you want me to introduce you to some real African Queens?
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